2007/05/11

Oh my my .... git OVER here!

Pretty nice, eh?

And how 'bout

this one here?




Also a really good shot.

But wait!

There's more!



These amazing shots are not from the olden days. These were taken by "Pioneer Woman," who, for the record, has just about the most hilarious, well-written, utterly gorgeous blog in the world. You just gotta see it.

And to whet your appetite, here's an excerpt. (I swear I have died and gone to heaven with writing like this! ... Even if the whole sacrificing things for Lent is supposed to be giving up luxuries and other good things. I mean, if it's a bad thing, you're not supposed to be doing it when it's NOT Lent either.)

What's your favorite swear word?
I gave up swearing for Lent this year because it had really gotten out of hand. I didn't necessarily swear in front of other people so much (except at church), but I'd so much as stub my toe or drip coffee on my shirt and I'd mutter all manner of highly offensive expletives to myself. Bad ones, too. Real, real bad ones. So, since I really didn't want to be disciplined about going without wine or chocolate or anything culinarily enjoyable, for Pete's sake, I gave up cussing. And you know what? It stuck! The demon is exorcised. The spell is broken. The filth has left my trachea. Only now when I stub my toe, I utter these really bizarre mutations of formerly offensive cuss words. Words like "crudacious" and "fracunktious" and "schneikaloomba" and things I frankly feel more embarrassed saying than the old cuss words.

What's your favorite swear world of Mike's?
That's easy: TurkeyDamnButtHellAssFartNose. Simply rolls off the tongue.

What will be your final words of wisdom you'll tell your kids on your death bed?
Please, please go clean out my panty drawer before someone sees it. And I love you.

2 comments:

Carol Whipps said...

VERY funny!

Genuine Lustre said...

I'm glad you discovered her blog. I think it's one of the funniest things ever.