So ... hm ... what could it be? What could it be?
The instructions were to "go get the package at the post office. It's your birthday present." So I did.
And I opened it.
And it's ....
FANCY NANCY! Her favorite color is fuchsia. That's a fancy way of saying purple. She likes to write with a pen that has a plume. That's a fancy way of saying feather. And you know what? Nobody else in her whole family even asks for sprinkles!!! (On their ice cream - they just get plain old vanilla cones. Not fancy at all.)
See? I told you July is good. I love July.