My candidate? A guy I never heard of

Go here: Candidate Calculator.

Then see if you recognize "your" candidate in the choices.

I think I need to move to another country. If I have to vote for Cox (have you ever heard of him?), Huckabee (not on your life! there are few things as dangerous to the American Way of Life as a fundamentalist of any kind), Brownback (again, ... who?), or Obama (at least I know who he is), then I'm outa here. Where can I find the generally pro-life, socialist-leaning, alternative-medicine using candidate for the Moderate Libertarian Party? It'd be great if he made his own wine and beer as well. Anyone? Anyone?

1 comment:

The Bookworm said...

If you find him (or her) can you clone him and send one over here please?