The reason

The reason he's been working for the county this summer





The reason the little brother will be a bit jealous when he gets back from camping






The reason I'm glad September is coming






and the reason I might have to run away from home before then




is thisMy brother-in-law figures I'll be adding vodka to my lemonade -- instead of the blackberries.

And if you knew me before I turned about twenty years old, I just want you to know that your laughter is very rude.